Food     Obviously, I'm not talking about all foods here. Just the ones that should never enter ones mouth, let alone be swollowed. Cheese. It's convenient, looks appetizing and has so many different kinds. But, to me it tastes like earwax. When they find out I don't like cheese, people say to me "In that case, you should try (insert name of a cheese variety here), it's really nice". I say "Does it have that cheesy taste?" They say "Well, yes", end of discussion. Who in their right mind would want to eat something discribed as cheesy, anyway? Marmite. The Devil's spunk. Nuts. I don't eat wood. Shellfish. You can't put something coughed-up by a consumptive tramp into a seashell and call it food.